It's Too Late to Stop Now

Our travels around Asia are now over--what a great trip! We highly recommend all the countries we visited to anyone looking for an adventure.  We hope you enjoy(ed) this blog and that it whets your appetite to explore these countries for yourself. Our favorite destination was Nepal because it combined AMAZING outdoor activities with laid-back, fun urban destinations. Just don't take the buses at night.

Well, we've decided to keep this international thing going...first the Peace Corps, then our Asia travels, and now positions as teachers at Al Batinah International School in Oman. We're really looking forward to living in and exploring the Middle East. Follow our adventures at our new blog:

Dan and Jillian's International Teaching Adventures

Bye!

Point of Exit

I almost forgot to take the picture and I'd be kicking myself now if I had. Crammed in among the throng of shops selling North Fake products, pashminas, maps, photocopies of Lonely Planet issues, and Buddha statues in Kathmandu was this restaurant:

Now this is just damn funny. See, there's a delicious little independent restaurant in Narragansett, Rhode Island, right around the corner from where Jillian and I lived for the year before joining Peace Corps. It serves amazing breakfasts and vegetarian food. It's called Crazy Burger and if you don't live in southern Rhode Island (talk about a qualifier--that's like describing a very small pygmy horse) you've probably never heard of it. But there, on the storefront in Kathmandu, is the logo I remember so well. Now there's some copy write theft I didn't see coming. North Face, sure, but Crazy Burger?

Our rafting trip from Kathmandu was cancelled and Jillian and I boarded a plane for Hong Kong. We had to pass through the city anyway on our return home, so we simply moved up the first leg of the trip to spend some time in this thoroughly Western locale. Jillian remarked that it felt like the perfect transition back to America--Hong Kong is orderly, clean, and expensive--after a few months of, well, the opposite of those things.

In no other area is the gap between Hong Kong and places like Vietnam and India more obvious than in transportation. Hong Kong's system of subways, light rail trains, and buses is immaculate and efficient and, servicing a population of over seven million, the best big-city public system I've ever seen. And at one dollar a ride, it's subway is less than half the cost of New York's.

The trains in India seemed a million miles away. And they can stay there.

We hopped around Hong Kong, taking in as much as possible so as to avoid staying as few nights as possible (a hostel there ran us $40, as compared to $10 in Nepal for a much nicer room). The "thing" to do in Hong Kong is a ride up the steeply tracked tram to Victoria Peak which overlooks the city. I was in Hong Kong nine years ago and the Peak was then topped with only a viewing platform; now there's a giant, exclusive mall up there. The weather wasn't too cooperative, but it was a pleasant afternoon anyway, and through the clouds we could still see across the water to Kowloon (northern Hong Kong) where we had spent a morning walking through the jade markets.

But more than anything, we spent our time in Hong Kong reflecting on a very tiring and very fun trip. Now after two years in Macedonia and three months traveling to Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, India, and Nepal, we're finally ready to take a deep breath and settle down with regular jobs back home in America.

Then again...

Cloudy Hong Kong, from Victoria Peak

A view of the city from the ferry to Kowloon

Washout

It felt as if we were accidentally using the Jedi mind trick. Jillian was interested in a full day yoga and meditation retreat at one of the many Buddhist centers in Pokhara, Nepal, and we were speaking with the owner of a peaceful little spot called Om's Home. The price, he said, was three thousand rupees. Do you have a spot available tomorrow, we asked.

He paused. "Okay, twenty-five hundred rupees. I give you 500 discount."

We looked at each other. Ummm, great, a discount. And do you have a spot tomorrow?

Another pause and then, annoyed, "Okay, fine, two thousand! That's the lowest price."

I was tempted to ask how many people were on his staff, just to see what we could get out of him.

Pokhara, Nepal's second city, was where we found ourselves relaxing after finishing the trek around the Annapurna range. It's a really laid back, pretty town on the banks of a small lake:

What I've found surprising in Nepal, particularly in the low valley regions around Kathmandu and Pokhara, is the poor air quality. Nepal, I think, evokes imaginings of cool, fresh mountain air and escape from city congestion. Well, in the higher elevations this is certainly true, but down low the air can be downright awful. Nepal has electricity issues--during our time here Kathmandu has experienced 12 hours of darkness each day--so many businesses and private homes use gas generators to compensate. Combine this with the black smoke-spitting trucks that fill the city streets and you've got some serious smog.

So our first few days in Pokhara didn't offer us much of a chance to get up in the hills to see anything, but then, thankfully, a night of rain came and the air was clear. We hiked up to the World Peace Stupa, an especially beautiful Buddhist pagoda built in 1996 by a Japanese organization. We also walked further up to take in panoramic views of the Himalayas and to watch paragliders launch into the skies high above the city. It looked massively fun, but somehow not worth $120 for thirty minutes of my time.

World Peace Stupa

Back in Kathmandu we were gearing up for our ten-day rafting trip down the Sun Koshi, apparently one of the most beautiful rafting rivers in the world, when we got some bad news. Due to a serious lack of tourists in Nepal this season, we were the only ones who signed up for the trip. So it was cancelled and nobody else is offering a multi-day trip for at least a couple of weeks. We briefly considered doing another trek (maybe Everest Base Camp!) but we don't have enough time...and besides, that gives us a reason to come back to Nepal.

So change of plans: we'll spend some time in Hong Kong and Macau on our way back to Los Angeles. Not exactly rafting class 5 rapids, but it'll do. Stay tuned for pictures from atop the famous Victoria Peak.

Open Circuit

Jillian and I just completed the Annapurna Circuit trek in Nepal and it was a blast. At two weeks, over 100 miles, and an incredible elevation gain topping out at the Thorung-La pass, it was one of the most challenging and rewarding things we've ever done. Below are the highlights of the expedition:

Up, Up, and Away (Day 1): We arrived at the trailhead courtesy of what Jillian's sister Alex calls a "chicken bus." By this I take her to mean any bus on which humans are sharing the seats with animals, but this particular bus was in fact carrying several crates of chickens. They clucked and squawked over the many bumps and then, finally, we were there, the beginning of the Annapurna Circuit. We showed our permits at the first of many check points and we noticed in the log that we were the third and fourth hikers to enter the trail that day. The man behind the desk informed us that during the high months (April and October) between 200 and 300 people enter the trail per day.

We felt like the third and fourth people left on Earth during our first night in the village of Ngadi. As I mentioned in the previous post, the Annapurna Circuit is what's called a "teahouse trek" and in Ngadi not only were we the sole guests at our teahouse, but we were the only guests in town. Several lodges sat empty. The night was dead quiet and pitch dark save for the candle we read and ate by. Our host prepared amazing food--the first of many great meals on the trail--as we looked over the map and the next day's mileage.

And then we were 30 (Day 2): Annapurna Circuit is the real deal. It took a couple of miles of steep climbing for this to really sink in. We had culled our load down to the bare necessities and each of us carried around 18 pounds (8 kgs) on our backs. The bulkiest and heaviest cargo were the rented down jackets buried at the bottom of our packs. It was hard to believe we'd be needing them--we spent the first three days of the trek sweating in shorts and t-shirts.

We hadn't exactly trained for this expedition, nor are we any longer 20-somethings with elastic muscles and tendons, so the first few days on the trail were incredibly tiring. We certainly didn't make things easier on ourselves this day when we inexplicably second-guessed our guidebook and crossed to the wrong side of the river and climbed a steep embankment, only to have to descend and climb back up the other side. That night we wolfed down our dinner at a cozy lodge in the village Jagat. Next door was the lodge The North Face, complete with the company's logo. Why is copy write infringement so funny?

A donkey goes for a drink in the valley

No Fly-Overs of Heaven (Day 5): By now Jillian and I were feeling much stronger and we blasted our way past 3,000 meters (9,600 feet) en route to the village Pisang. This proved to be the most scenic day of the trek, with long exposed trail providing us incredible, National Geographic-like shots of the Annapurna range (a section of the Himalayas). In our more immediate view were the first of many yaks we would see. Actually, in the lower elevations it's a yak-cow hybrid: body of a cow, horns and coat of a yak. Later we would see full-blooded yaks and really cool mountain goats.

In the early going of the day's hike we rounded a bend and caught our first sight of what locals call the Gate to Heaven, where all souls must pass on their way to the next life. This "gate" is a single rock rising one mile from the river bed. It's immense, and that's not all: we later learned that due to the rock's mineral composition, the Gate to Heaven has a magnetic field and aircraft are warned to steer clear for the sake of their instruments. From the top-floor dining hall of our lodge, where the host made surprisingly good pizza, we watched clouds cling to the giant rock in the distance, dumping snow on its broad face.

Getting up there now

Eat your heart out, John Denver (Days 6-7): To stave off Acute Mountain Sickness (AMS), trekkers on the circuit are advised to stay well hydrated, avoid alcohol, and spend two nights in the village of Manang (11,600 feet) to acclimatize. Okay, twist my arm. Manang is simply gorgeous, situated in a wide river valley inhabited by wild horses and picture-perfect views of the Himalayan peaks. The town itself, like many of the other villages, is a series of lodges and trading post-like shops. Basically, they should rename the town Louis L'Amour.

We could really feel the elevation now and, for me, sleeping was a bit difficult until I fully acclimatized. One night in Manang I awoke near midnight and, wide awake, stepped outside. There, due west, was the moon-drenched behemoth Annapurna IV. The valley was bright and clear under the full moon but the mountain was something else. It's snow-covered peak reflected the light in a hazy blue. It was surreal and terrifying. I watched it for several minutes, thinking Thank God we're only crossing Thorung La.

In Manang the views were amazing

God's Chosen, Frozen (Day 9): The day before the "big day" when we would cross Thorung La we spent the afternoon and evening at a desolate little spot called Thorung Phedi, or "base of Thorung." It's essentially two buildings and Lonely Planet cautions to beware of "poor" sanitation at the lodge. That night the thermometer on our travel alarm clock registered 26 degrees in our room at bedtime, so we slept in all our clothes and under three blankets.

We passed the early evening huddled with fellow travelers in the dining hall, everyone in down jackets reading or playing cards and drinking hot tea. We were sitting next to a group of Israelis, which afforded me the opportunity to ask something I've been wondering about. In many countries we've traveled to--India, Vietnam, Hungary, to name a few--I've been mistaken for an Israeli. I suppose this is due to the beard, light eyes, and, er, healthy nose. Now I had a panel of experts so I asked them, "Do I look Israeli?" Their unanimous answer was yes, with one woman adding, "I thought for sure you were until I heard you speak, and then I just assumed you were an American Jew." Well then, shalom and good luck to all of us crossing Thorung La.

Yet another picture-esque view

Excuse me while I kiss the sky (Day 10): I should start by saying that we crossed Thorung La under ideal conditions: clear and sunny skies, relatively little snow on the trail, and fairly low wind. That being said, this was the physically hardest thing either of us has ever done. This includes running marathons. Lonely Planet's warning about the hygiene at the lodge held up and 15 minutes into the day's climb Jillian was hit by food poisoning. So on top of the strain of climbing over 3,000 feet before noon you can add some occasional vomiting. But she's tough and nothing was going to stop her.

After we crossed the 5,000 meter mark (16,000 feet), the going became decidedly more difficult. Even on level terrain our breathing as labored and on the steep, snowy portions every step was an effort. There were a half dozen false summits, making the climb as mentally tough as it was physically. We dug our poles into the snow and kept plodding, eventually reaching Thorung La (17,721 feet) just over 5 hours after setting out. A wooden sign greeted us with congratulations. To quote John Krakauer's sentiment upon summiting Everest, we couldn't muster the energy to care. We were spent and still had 4 hours of descent ahead of us. But the build up and suspense was over; we had made it and that evening we sat back and toasted our success.

Top of the world!! Well, almost.

Yeti sightings (Days 11-14): A thin stream of sunlight passed through an opening in the curtains, so I knew it was morning. But I felt as if I had just closed my eyes. That night after Thorung La was probably the best night of sleep I have ever had. Jillian concurred and we spent the next several days lounging in the high elevation villages on the other side of the pass. One of them, Muktinath, is a holy Hindu and Buddhist site, visited frequently by Indians and Nepalese. The basis for the village's religious fame is nestled in a hillside. There's a rock which contains both a stream of water and a blue natural gas flame and this combination of earth, fire and water has been drawing pilgrims for over 1,000 years.

We were having a lovely dinner (Yak steaks!) in the town of Jomsom and talking to some fellow trekkers who recommended another, shorter trek out of the city of Pokhara. They added that it's much prettier and less developed than the back side of the Annapurna Circuit. Well, we don't have time for that...except Jomsom has a tiny airport...and there was a flight available the next morning...so 12 hours later we changed plans and hopped on a Yeti Airlines (seriously) prop plane on the runway behind our lodge. I nearly had to sedate Jillian, but she was glad I didn't since the views from the cramped "cabin" as the plane weaved between Himalayan peaks were fantastic.

Just for comparison:

Thorung La: 17,721 feet
Mt. Whitney (tallest peak in contiguous U.S.): 14,505 feet
Mt. McKinley (tallest in U.S.): 20,320
Annapurna I (tallest in the range): 26,545 feet

So here were are in Pokhara getting prepared for our next shorter, less harrowing trek. Check out all our pictures by clicking on "Our Photos" on the right side bar.

Fully Loaded

There's a term for the goods sold in the Thamel district of Kathmandu, Nepal: North Fake. This refers to the plethora of knock-off outdoors gear lining the walls of shops in the area; almost all it has a North Face logo adorning the breast. We've discovered that even within this world of forgeries there's many shades of gray. Much of the fakes are junk, but some of the knock-offs are of surprisingly high quality and Thamel has a reputation for being a fantastic place to buy shirts, fleeces, pants, hats, gloves, backpacks--basically, everything except footwear.

Jillian and I have spent the last two days stocking up. Unlike most trekkers, who fly into Kathmandu with most of their gear already in hand, we just couldn't travel around Asia with down jackets and hiking poles. Between purchases and rentals our money has stretched a long way. This morning Jillian bought a yak wool winter hat with ear flaps, totally cute, for three bucks. And I added to to my layering by picking up a North Fake fleece for four dollars.

Tomorrow we head to central Nepal to tackle the Annapurna Circuit, a 180-mile trek around some of the tallest peaks in the world. It should take us anywhere from 15 to 20 days and it's what's called a teahouse trek: rather than camping along the trail, we'll be staying in little guesthouses that have sprung up offering ultra cheap lodging and food. The circuit culminates at Thorung La (pass) at an elevation of 17,700 feet, which we should (weather permitting) be passing through about ten days into the trip. In addition to all the gear we picked up in Kathmandu, we also purchased the recommended amount of altitude sickness pills.

Great fakes, as far as the eye can see

We're really excited about getting out into nature for a few weeks after so much urban hustle and bustle. Already, after a couple of days in Kathmandu, we're feeling significantly more relaxed than we felt in India. Appropriately, our final day in India was spent on an unbelievably dirty bus (we were sitting in a pile of dust in the back) on horrible roads. 180 miles, 11 hours. Kill me.

Northern India was just crazy. I don't want to beat a dead cow on this, but the sensory overload (oh, the smell of cow crap!) was unstoppable. I kept thinking (perhaps dumbly) of Phil Spector's "wall of sound" from the 1960's in which a full orchestra sound was able to be transmitted over AM radio. India is a "wall of stimulation." It all hits you at the same time. For me the whole experience calls to mind the title of David Foster Wallace's story of his time on a cruise ship: "A supposedly fun thing I'll never do again."

Annapurna, here we come!

Slow Train Coming

Before we could see the River Ganges we had to make our own journey down the River Styx--a trip through hell. But it wasn't the burning-fires-of-damnation sort of hell, but rather an underworld inhabited by extreme boredom, enormous rats, creepy men under sheets, and hotel double bookings.

At 7pm we arrived at the Tundla train station. This is a few miles outside of Agra and is the sort of place where an American crime drama might be filmed. Or perhaps a horror flick: perched on wires and beams above the platforms were thousands of birds, all noisily cooing and flapping wings; the cement below has been bleached white by so many years of bird droppings. No sooner had we commented (with a smug chuckle!) on the decrepit conditions of the place, than we discovered that our train was delayed...by nine hours. Jillian almost fainted, but then she noticed that she would land in a pile of cow crap (on the station floor!) and promptly snapped to attention.

A couple of hours later we were in the Upperclass Gents Waiting Room with some Germans and Belgians, commiserating. Believe me, "upperclass" refers only to the ticket, not the clientele--more on that in a sec. I had been unceremoniously ejected from the Ladies Waiting Room for not paying a shamelessly demanded bribe. So we moved to the Gents area. The seats were metal, the bathroom was vile, and a cold breeze blew in whenever the door opened. Occasionally we would step outside to stretch our legs and watch the huge rats run along the platform and tracks. At one point we could count ten rodents in our sight.

It was boring. I was too tired to read and listening to my iPod was pointless--every twenty seconds the nearby speaker would blast an announcement about the latest delay. It seemed every train was delayed. The Gents Room began to fill up and soon we tourists were outnumbered by the Indian men, many of whom began pulling sheets from their bags and sleeping on the floor. Experienced at this, I take it. One man--and I wish I were making this up--fixed his gaze on the gaggle of Western women in the corner and quite obviously began to masturbate under his sheet.

The train arrived and we boarded, exhausted. There were men in our beds, so we first had to kick them out and find some clean sheets before we could finally be horizontal. A few hours later we awoke to men speaking at normal volume and cell phones ringing (thanks guys!). For the next several hours we sat looking out the window, pretending we weren't being stared at by everyone around us. And I mean staring, like they're watching TV or looking at a fish tank. You look back, they keep staring.

Then we arrived in Veranasi, the holiest city for Hindus. After our rickshaw driver took us to the wrong hotel we walked for twenty minutes, dodging cows and mopeds in the city's narrow alleys and finally stumbled upon, and into, our hotel. Except the manager had accidentally given our room to someone else. The place was booked. Do you remember Al Pacino's silent scream in The Godfather, Part III? That was Jillian at this point in the journey, except she wasn't silent.

Well, that situation was mostly resolved and the next morning we took to the Ganges. It is estimated that 60,000 people daily make a pilgrimage to this river, to either bathe (mostly men) or dip their feet (mostly women). Along the banks of the river are hundreds of ghats, or broad steps leading down to the river. The most elaborate of the ghats were built by powerful maharajahs from all over India. The pilgrims come by the thousands because the Ganges is believed to flow from the feet of Vishnu, who protects all that is good in the world.

More like Vishnu's toilet: in Varanasi, the Ganges is septic. As in zero dissolved oxygen. As in nothing could live in it. Wide sewer pipes empty into the river beside the ghats. At some of theghats, cremations are carried out over open fires (we saw one) and the remains are thrown in the river. Dead cows are thrown in. And men were bathing and swimming. Women were doing their daily laundry.

Bathing in the Ganges...got your tetanus shot ready?

We boarded a small boat at sunrise and took in the whole scene. It was very quiet; the most prominent sound was the splashing water around the pilgrims. When I think about it--bathing in fecal water--I'm as grossed out as I was seeing that man under his sheet in the train station. But there was something so peaceful and focused about these pilgrims, so intense about their reason for being in Varanasi, so strong as to brush aside the Indian government's warnings about the river, that a small part of me wanted to reach down from the boat and feel the river for myself.

Naaaah.

Boats and ghats on the River Ganges

Yogis (spiritual advisors) on the steps of a ghat

When You Care Enough to Build the Very Best

I just love the Google autofill tool. You know, you start to type in your query and it provides a list of popular possibilities. Many other websites use this, but in Google you get a glimpse of what the world is thinking about and searching for. For instance, I recently typed "How long" into the search bar and the first option was "How long does cocaine stay in your system?" Just now I typed "Why is" in and received "Why is my poop green?" as result numero uno.

And if you type "famous ways" and take the second option you'll arrive at a list of websites providing famous ways to say "I love you". There's no shortage, since from the beginning of civilization men and women have been devising ways to win each other over and show their affection. From the ancient tradition of drinking honey metheglin brew (where the term "honeymoon" comes from) to the flowery love poems of chivalric knights to the giving of knives in Nordic culture, it seems we've thought of everything. In modern times men hold boom boxes blasting Peter Gabriel over their heads and couples say their vows mid-flight during a bungy jump.

Then there's this:

In 1631 the wife of Emperor Shah Jahan died while giving birth to the couple's 14th child. That the woman made it through the first thirteen births in the 17th century without dying should constitute an honor of some kind; it is said that the Emperor was so grief-stricken by her passing that his hair went white overnight. But he bounced back enough to commit his empire's entire treasury to the building of a temple in her memory.

A few posts ago I wrote about our trip to Angkor Wat, which was simply stunning in its breadth. But no single temple at Angkor elicited the same reaction from Jillian and I as we stood in the dawn's light before the Taj Mahal. A combination of Islamic, Persian, and Indian architecture, the white marble mausoleum dome surrounded by other tombs, four towering minarets, and a reflecting pool took over twenty years to fully complete. It's size and simple beauty create a stunning combination.

We spent an hour or so wandering the grounds at the base of the Taj Mahal, peering into the mausoleum of the emperor and his beloved wife and admiring the Islamic script covering the walls. We then enjoyed breakfast at one of the many rooftop restaurants in Agra with an excellent view of the temple. But nothing topped simply standing silently at reflecting pool's edge and staring in wonder.

And perhaps that speechlessness is the best "I love you" of all.

Street Seen

We're currently in Jaipur, a city a half-day's trip from Delhi. I hesitate to write that it's less chaotic than that mind-blowing, sensory-assaulting capital, but it is. But only slightly. In Delhi it was basically impossible to step back and enjoy the tableau, so thick was the static of the crowds and filth. Jaipur is turned down ever so slightly and we had a blast just walking the streets and looking around.

Jaipur is the brainchild of a Maharaja, the great Jai Singh II, who ruled in the late 17th and early 18th centuries. This guy was a true renaissance man: he not only laid out a walled city (the Pink City) with neatly divided rectangular sections which promoted (relative) order, but he commissioned a remarkable observatory. It's called Jantar Mantar and upon entering the low-walled site you might get the feeling that you're in a sculpture park full of geometric monuments lying at all angles. But they're actually instruments for measuring things like time and the movement of the planets and for calculating eclipses. Before the observatory was built, Jai Singh sent his best thinkers to Europe for two years to learn astronomy. Jaipur grew strong and prosperous under Jai Singh's rule, attracting the region's best merchants.

Today Jaipur is the swirling antithesis of western suburbia: asymmetrical, disorderly, filthy, bright colors on dull, decrepit backgrounds, and loud, punctuating sounds. The animation is at a fever pitch with people jostling each other, the women in beautiful sari and salwar kameez and the men's teeth a sticky red from chewing paan. Rickshaws swerve and motorbikes avoid one near collision after another. We've posted some pictures in "Our Photos" as usual, but here's a few of our favorites from the last couple of days.

Seeing Red

A young guy who works at the Delhi hotel where we were staying stopped us on the stairs as we were headed out for some dinner.

"You know what I have?" he asked quietly with an eager smile. I, on the other hand, wasn't too eager to hear the answer. In every country we've visited thus far, men approach me on the street, purportedly inviting me into their shop for some cheap t-shirts or a tailor-made suit. But they get too close and soon their lips are near my ear, whispering the true nature of their business: "Opium, hashish, weed." It's more amusing than anything else and since I can simply keep walking, it's no big deal. But being cornered in my hotel and solicited? That's a bit more uncomfortable.

But then: "Beer," he whispered with a grin.

"Is it secret beer?" Jillian asked. We were both a bit confused, but our pusherman quickly explained. Sure, alcohol is legal in India, but conservative Hindu and Muslim cultures have seeped into the regulation of it. It's heavily taxed and difficult to get a license to sell, so most places don't even bother. We were staying in one of the most densely populated and popular sections of Delhi and we were within walking distance of one bar. So naturally we went and it felt like we were entering a speakeasy. As opposed to every other storefront on the chaotic street--wide open, bright, loud--the bar's doors were dark and behind them was a staircase leading to an upstairs room full of Indian men and Western tourists. The Indian beer is Kingfisher and the label reads, "Alcohol content exceeds 4% and does not exceed 8%." I suppose every batch is different.

Delhi is insane. Sensory overload doesn't even begin to describe the sensation of walking around that city. For starters, it feels at bit like the episode of Star Trek in which Kirk, et al, land on the planet with too many people. I kept feeling like all of Delhi's 12 million denizens must have decided to come downtown for the day. In addition to overcrowding: honking cars and rickshaws, infinite men offering their services, cows, the pungent smell of urine, women in dazzling saris of all colors imaginable, children rummaging through garbage on the street, beggars, men launching snot rockets from their noses on the pavement in front of you. And that's just the first hundred feet.

It was Valentine's Day and while Jillian couldn't help but remark that Delhi was just about the most unromantic city she'd ever visited, we managed a small connection to that faux-holiday by visiting the Red Fort. The fort was constructed during the mid-1600s by an emperor seeking the pomp he felt he deserved and it houses a massive interior full of halls, residences, towers, and a mosque. Our favorite was the Hall of Public Audiences, where the king demonstrated his solidarity with his subjects by hearing their complaints and worries. Except that the seat he occupied during these sessions was at least six feet off the ground and constructed of marble--not exactly down to earth.

I wonder if any of the emperor's subjects began by explaining that the crops had failed, his cows had died, and his children were sick and then, leaning in as close as possible, whispered, "I have beer."

In front of the Red Fort

One of the king's many receiving halls

In the Ever

The soil under our feet was full of dull white fragments, some long and thin, others round or splintered. Everywhere we stepped we stood on them. They are recent history coming up out of the Earth. They are, in fact, human bones, and mixed among these gray-pale pieces are shards of cloth, the victims' clothing. The shards look as though they were recently planted there like flowers and not, like the bones, surfacing slowly thanks to erosion. They are memory erosion in reverse: with each bone pulled from the ground, with each filthy remnant of a shirt or pair of trousers freed from its shallow grave, the story of the Khmer Rouge becomes more impossible to forget.

Ten miles outside of Cambodia's capital city, Phnom Penh, lies the Choeung Ek Killing Fields. The name doesn't leave much to the imagination. It was on this couple of acres of land that approximately 17,000 Cambodian men, women, children, and babies were executed by the paranoid and ideologically bankrupt Khmer Rouge in the late 1970s. It's not the only site of mass graves in the country, but it's the largest and most famous. Only 9,000 of the victims have been removed from the ground thus far and their remains are encased in a tall memorial stupa, or Buddhist structure, but they are not hidden away.

In order to conserve bullets, executions were carried out with knives, machetes, and hoes. Babies were smashed against trees in order to prevent future revenge killings.

The grounds around the memorial stupa are cratered with evacuated mass graves. The path winds its way around these shallow holes, itself littered with bone fragments. Next door to the Killing Fields is a primary school; during our visit the silence was broken only by the sounds of children at recess.

Nearby is the former detention center (built as a high school) known simply as S-21, where prisoners of the regime were brought for torture and interrogation. Those who survived the electric shocks and water dunking were typically then moved along to the Killing Fields. Today, most of S-21 stands as it did the day the Khmer Rouge fell--barbed wire, cells with metal beds and chains, and a high wooden bar from which prisoners were hung from their arms. One building, though, has been turned into an effectively chilling remembrance of the victims of S-21. Hundreds of pictures line the walls and stories spill forth from panels.

The Khmer Rouge--essentially a rather small collection of often well-educated amoralists who seemingly would not or could not see their social experiment for what is truly was--controlled and used the nation's peasantry like a blunt tool. Through fear they forced many young people from the countryside into assisting their horrific program and left a generation with PTSD of the conscience.

A cell at S-21

I suppose, as an American, the appropriate utterance here is "never again." It's our requisite response to such slaughter, whether that be the Holocaust, Rwanda, Bosnia, or Darfur. Cambodia between the years 1975 and 1979 certainly belongs on that list and this country will be dealing with the scars for many more years to come. As I looked over the piles of skulls in the monument and the bones underfoot on the grounds and the manacles on the beds at S-21, I couldn't shake the feeling that horror happens and no matter how many times we tell ourselves that "never" shall it transpire again, mankind is still a long way from finding the antidote to mass murder.

Insert Your Own Superlative Here

I just had some of the best Italian food I've ever eaten, hand-rolled fetacini and gnocchi and sauces of incredible flavor. No, Jillian and I didn't drastically change our itinerary and hop a plane to Rome--I was dining at our guesthouse in Siem Reap, Cambodia. It's owners are three men from France, Spain, and Italy, and the menu downstairs on the patio reflects these origins. After a full day exploring the temples of Angkor in the hot sun and sticky humidity, kicking back with some red wine and one of these homemade dishes was just about perfect.

Siem Reap, until recently a quiet little town, sits a couple of miles south of the temples, so Jillian and I opted for a pair of the guesthouse's ancient, Wicked Witch of the West bicycles. They were small--I looked like a 12-year old riding a tricycle--but they proved to be an excellent way of getting around what is essentially a national park. In fact, it's an extremely well-maintained park with near-Western standard infrastructure and organization. It's been less than twenty years since the country was totally freed from the grip of the brutal Khmer Rouge and less than ten since tourists began coming in large groups, but already Siem Reap and the temples are humming along nicely with activity.

Wow, Dan, this is all very interesting, let's hear more about your diet and choice of transportation. Shut up and get on with the temples!

Describing the temples of Angkor is like describing the Grand Canyon or the guy who mugged you in that dark alley: it's damn difficult. There are hundreds of temples scattered about the area that once housed one of history's great empires. Between the 9th and 13th centuries Angkor dominated the region, battling rivals and neighbors Siam and Vietnam, building a still-impressive irrigation system that helped feed a population of one million, and commemorating all of this with a vast array of temples dedicated to their religion (a mix of Hinduism and Buddhism) and their kings.

First and foremost is Angkor Wat:

Angkor Wat is the national symbol of Cambodia. It appears on the nation's flag and currency and is a source of honor for all Cambodians. Jillian and I walked around the immense grounds (1.5 km x 1.3 km) on three separate occasions, taking in the grandeur of the pyramids and marveling at the intricate base reliefs along the outer wall, each relief panel telling a story from either the empire's history or religion.

It was during our first stop at Angkor Wat that Jillian and I started seeing all the monkeys. They're everywhere in the park, often simply sitting along the side of road or walking across the path. And best of all, we saw several families of monkeys climbing around on the entrance steps at the east gate of Angkor Wat. What's better than monkeys on ancient ruins?

Maybe this: The Bayon.

Situated inside Angkor Thom, a walled city near Angkor Wat, the Bayon was built in the late 12th century to celebrate a reunification of the empire. Without a doubt its calling cards are the 37 (down from the 54 when it was built) complex face-towers. Each tower, rising impressively from the Bayon's third level, is adorned with four faces, each of Avalokiteshvara, the Buddha of Compassion. Jillian and I climbed the steep and slippery steps near sunset and were simply blown away by what we found. From the ground, it's a bit difficult to ascertain what all the hype is about. It's not until you're at eye-level, such as it is, with these towers that the immensity of the project sets in.

The temples, like the monkeys, appeared everywhere we looked, around every corner we steered our bikes. We passed numerous smaller temples--amazing in the their own right--completely devoid of tourists. You could surely spend an entire day at Angkor and nary see another Westerner. There are simply that many temples.

One more: Ta Prohm.

This temple gained some fame when it appeared in the movie Tomb Raider. What makes this temple so interesting is that when Angkor was "discovered" by Europeans (they found hundreds of monks living there) in the mid-1800s and began restoration projects shortly thereafter, the decision was made to leave Ta Prohm as it had been found: devoured by the jungle. Though less impressive from the outside than many of the other temples we visited, Ta Prohm was the most fun to explore.

Alas, the monkeys stayed away from Ta Prohm, thus preventing my ascent to photography nirvana.

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Her life is in ruins

A Delicacy from a Desperate Time

From 1975 to 1979 Cambodia was ruled by a group calling themselves the Khmer Rouge. It's difficult to overstate how brutal this regime and it's nominal leader, Pol Pot, were and how thoroughly Cambodia was decimated by those four years. By the way, anyone still consoling themselves with the post facto reason for invading Iraq of "Saddam was a despot who killed his own people" should read up on Pol Pot. He made Saddam seem like a neophyte; Pol Pot orchestrated a draconian reordering of Cambodian society that resulted in the death of a quarter of its population (approximately 2 million people) and Western nations weren't exactly falling all over themselves to depose him. In fact, it took an invasion by the Vietnamese to dislodge the monsters.

During and after that reordering, in which the capital city was completely emptied so that Cambodian society might become a Maoist agrarian society, widespread famine ensued. Desperate, the people took drastic measures to survive. This included eating spiders--specifically Skuon spiders, palm-sized tarantulas. The Khmer Rouge is gone, but the habit of munching on arachnids is not. At a stop over during the bus ride to Siem Reap (the city outside Angkor Wat), we came upon a food stall serving up Skuon spiders. Watching the live ones scramble over each other in a cardboard box, I wasn't remotely curious about how the fried ones tasted.

Before:

After:

Coasting

We just want all our friends and family to know that we're taking the utmost precautions in our travels. This means moving about with only the most reputable (if uncomfortable) bus companies, eating street cart food only if it's prepared in a pan on the sidewalk and not on the sidewalk itself, and staying in hostels with the most select clientele. I mean, just listen to the types of people barred from our hostel in Nha Trang: "drunkers, defected peoples, insane, persons not permitted by doctor to leave hospital." And our current sleeping spot in Saigon? "Prostitutes are forbidden from the rooms," says the placard on the wall.

We're about to wrap up our stay in Vietnam and head on over to Cambodia. We've spent the past four or five days traveling down the country's Route 1--imagine Route 1 in America if every single driver was experiencing road rage--and stopping along the way in cities of interest. Unfortunately we were subjected to another overnight bus and this time we were the last ones to board. I was stuck "sleeping" in a five-across arrangement in the back of the bus next to an Australian guy. With equally broad shoulders, we were unable to sleep on our backs at the same time. Jillian, meanwhile, was perched up in a bed next to a support beam, thus giving her exactly zero comfortable positions for rest.

First came history-rich Hue, the imperial seat during the Nguyen dynasty (1802-1945) and that family's rule produced the Citadel and Forbidden City where only the king, his wife and concubines, and the court eunuchs were permitted entry. Jillian and I rented bicycles in Hue, which gave us the chance to explore the surrounding area a bit, including the country home/bachelor pad/tomb of Tu Duc, the fourth emperor in the Nguyen line. The brochure explained that these gorgeous grounds were where the emperor came to escape "royal and domestic problems." Was the queen really asking too much that the emperor put the toilet seat down when's he done?

Inside the Forbidden City, Hue

The tomb of Tu Duc, eternally escaping domestic problems

Next we came to Hoi An, which was sort of a smaller version of what we had expected to find in Hanoi on our first day: lots of French architecture. The Old City of Hoi An is a UNESCO World Heritage Site and, beside the fun of walking around these fun little streets, it's also a shopper's paradise. On at least a dozen occasions we commented that if Vietnam had been our last stop on this trip, we would have absolutely loaded up in Hoi An. Tailor-made suits and dresses; fabulous (and unbelievably cheap) rice paper paintings; traditional Vietnamese wall hangings; totally awesome authentic propaganda posters from the war. The list goes on. And Hoi An was a really wonderful place to explore at night when the cool ocean breezes sway the hundreds of paper lanterns hanging over the streets.

At the Japanese Bridge (16th century) in Hoi An

After history and shopping came the beach. Previously I hadn't thought of Vietnam as being a great place to catch some sun and sand, though I suppose the famous China Beach should have clued me in. We arrived in the city of Nha Trang fully prepared to hit the pavement and explore the local landmarks...but one look at the strip of sand a block from our guesthouse and we changed plans. So we splurged, spent the whole day under a thatch umbrella getting served drinks and food, and racked up a bill of, well, $19. In Vietnam, that's an expensive day.

And good, because we need to save our money for the hostels that keep the prostitutes out.

On the beach in Nha Trang

Baywatch

The legend goes like this: Thousands of years ago the Chinese were preparing to invade Vietnam via the seas. Hopelessly outnumbered, the home team prayed for a miracle and received one in the form of a dragon who proceeded to slap the waters along the coast. With each smack the dragon deposited large amounts of emerald and jade and before long the coastline was clogged with thousands of oddly-shaped landmasses. Confused and lost among this maze of minerals, the Chinese turned tail and fled.

The geology goes like this: The coastal area northeast of Hanoi, Vietnam, is incredibly rich in limestone and tens of thousands of years of erosion have left the locale, now called Halong Bay (Bay of the Descending Dragon) with a beautiful assortment of karsts, or limestone landmasses. It became a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1994 and is now, obviously, a popular destination for tourists willing to spend a night or two out on the water.

Our boat looked like this:

The tourist boats out on Halong Bay--and there's dozens of them--are wooden crafts modeled after the Chinese junks that have sailed these waters for centuries. Ours had some slight modifications (a sweet bar, air conditioned cabins) but its wooden hull kept it in the spirit of things. And by spirit I mean dampness. Good lord, I'm not sure that anyone who actually had to live on one of those things would ever be completely dry. After an afternoon of kayaking we had a whole set of wet clothes that I'm quite sure were more damp after hanging outside for the night.

Unfortunately, the kayaking was a really wet affair, so bringing along our camera to catch what turned out to be some really incredible scenes was a no-go. Aside from paddling through caves and in the shadows of tourism poster-worthy limestone cliffs, we saw monkeys. That's right, monkeys. On one of the small islands there lives a whole colony of monkeys and when we entered the interior of the island via a small water cave, there was a whole bunch of them sitting on the beach. We paddled up quietly and beached ourselves just thirty or so feet away. We watched them and they watched us. The only difference was that the monkeys looked really bored, whereas we were all grinning like idiots.

On Halong Bay

Halong Bay in the morning fog

After returning to port we hopped into a minibus with our fellow travelers and took a 3+ hour drive to Hanoi, rested for thirty minutes, and then boarded the overnight sleeper bus for Hue. What's a sleeper bus, you ask? Well, it's a bus of beds. The beds are too short for anyone over 5'10", but the real kicker is the way people drive in Vietnam. Slam on the break, stomp on the gas, swerve wildly, never let up on the horn--that about covers it. Ever been in an airplane lavatory when the craft hits some turbulence? Multiply that tenfold and you're beginning to understand the fun of moving around on a "sleeper" bus. They don't put seat belts in the beds for nothing.

Jillian prepares for a really lovely sleep

Draught'd

If I hadn't paid the tab, I wouldn't have believed it. Six draft beers. One dollar. Welcome to Vietnam.

Yesterday we landed in Hanoi, the capital city and old French colonial administrative center. The city is known for a few things that can be seen--architecture, Ho Chi Minh's burial grounds, the old "Hanoi Hilton" prison--but last night we zeroed in on that which can be tasted. Hanoi has a famously prodigious and cheap draft beer culture. So last night we went to its epicenter, an intersection of four identical "bars". In reality they're just shop fronts where locals and tourists alike take a seat in child-sized plastic chairs and get served from a curbside keg. The beer is cold and light. And it's 15 cents per glass.

After a less-than-restful sleep (we're staying at a rather rowdy hostel), Jillian and I took on Hanoi in the daylight. It's an extremely walkable city, so long as your head is on a swivel. Mopeds swarm the streets here like mosquitoes and traffic laws must be gathering dust in a basement somewhere. Our first stop just had to be Ho Chi Minh's mausoleum. The revered leader ("Uncle Ho") of this still-socialist nation died in 1969 and, despite his wishes to be cremated, today lies out in the open in spooky silence inside a giant concrete structure. It was creepy how well-preserved the body is; Jillian remarked it reminded her of Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. She feared he might sit up and start singing at any moment.

At Ho Chi Minh's mausoleum

Former governor's residence for French colony of Indochina

Near Ho's final resting place is the Temple of Literature, an ancient (1076) Confucianist center of learning and just a bit past that is the Hoa Lo prison, typically known in the American lexicon as the "Hanoi Hilton." It was built by the French colonialists in the late nineteenth century as a prison to hold Vietnamese insurgents from the budding revolutionary movement. In typical colonial fashion, punishments at the prison were arbitrary and cruel and, as a result, today the prison stands as a monument to Vietnamese perseverance in the face of French control.

There is little there about the American pilots (such as John McCain) who were held after being shot down during the war, but the few exhibits dedicated to this phase of the prison's history are rife with lies and hypocrisy. The basic story authorities here are pushing: look how cruel the French were to us and look how well we treated the Americans. It's been well-documented how Vietnamese captors routinely violated the Geneva Convention by torturing American prisoners, denying them food, and forcing them to live in unsanitary conditions. Okay, fine, they want to whitewash history a bit, but it unfortunately cheapens the hardships endured by Vietnamese prisoners during the colonial era. When it comes to Hoa Lo prison, Vietnamese authorities can't have it both ways.

Also this: in Vietnam, Facebook is blocked by the government. Internet providers are required to keep users from entering. There are some ways around this, but they are quite a hassle. This highlights the needle Vietnam and China (which also blocks Facebook) are trying to thread in simultaneously pushing a free-market economy and limiting personal freedoms [see also: China vs. Google].

Whew. Who needs a beer? I know a spot where the draft beer is quite cheap...

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About to enter the Temple of Literature

Entrance to the Hoa Lo prison

Island Fever

Just over a week into the trip and our first case of stomach bacteria. I came down suddenly with a variety of symptoms which, according to the texts we brought along, could mean I have a stomach bug, H1N1, syphilis, the early stages of elephantitis, or (gulp) malaria. Stomach problems are common in the tropics, Thailand is an essentially malaria-free country and we're taking our pills...but what's well-reasoned logic in the face of groupthink? Before long we were fairly convinced that I must have malaria, Matt was wondering if it's contagious, and we piled into a taxi headed for the international clinic. The doctor there patted me on the head and gave me some pills. Nothing unusual, son. But Jillian is nonetheless already referring to the whole episode as my "near-brush" with malaria.

But enough of that. Koh Chang, what a beautiful island. Located in Thailand's bottom right near Cambodia, it's the country's second-largest island. One side of Koh Chang is a series of lovely white beaches and moderately developed "neighborhoods" of hotels, hostels, bungalows, and absolute dumps. We spent our first few nights at a secluded spot called Cliff Cottages. On the upside, it was really affordable (like so much of Thailand) and it has one of the most incredible patios I've ever seen facing sunset where drinks and dinner can be ordered. On the other hand, the bungalows appear to have been built by a Cub Scouts troop and the bed was literally a piece of styrofoam on wood.

At Cliff Cottages

Along with relaxing on the beach, partaking in multiple massages (Matt), and crashing a moped into some bushes (me), we took a full-day, four-island snorkeling trip. In addition to the snorkeling there were stops at way secluded beaches on undeveloped islands. The water around Koh Chang is amazingly warm and clear. Combine this with the intensity of the sun here and a day floating around with the local fishes is just what the doctor ordered.

Actually, the doctor ordered antibiotics, but that's a different story.

The Kearney boys check out the view underwater

At one of the stopovers during the snorkeling trip

On the beach in Koh Chang

Bananas in the Trunk, Soup

Here's Jillian right after boarding our elephant:

It was a two-seater and as the elephant lumbered along we pretty much had to hang on with both hands. Occasionally the animal would stop, usually to extend her trunk back in hopes of getting a banana from the bunch on our laps. We would place the banana right on her snout and she'd curl around it (peel and all), pull it into her mouth, and come right back for more.

We were on the outskirts of the jungle at one of the many elephant camps near the city of Chiang Mai. Our biggest fear was that we'd witness cruelty towards the elephants, but there was nothing like that. Each animal had a caretaker who sat on the elephant's head as we went along, steering and singing to it. We spent an hour on the elephant, basically hanging out with it during its mid-morning exercise and feeding.

Matt Kearney as Hannibal

This was the beginning of a busy day that also saw us hike to a waterfall for lunch and spend the afternoon whitewater rafting. The rafting, in particular, was just awesome. By Matt's estimation (he has some experience in this stuff), the river barely reached class 3, but there were enough rapids to keep us on our toes. And since there were so many other rafts on the river, whenever we found ourselves in the calm, a waterfight would inevitably break out with another raft. This was usually instigated by the guides.

The old city of Chiang Mai, surrounded on all sides by a moat, was a great stop after super-busy Bangkok. Chiang Mai is a laid-back kind of place full of interesting restaurants and markets. Oh, the things we could buy were we not at the front end of our trip. We did, though, indulge ourselves in a foot massage. Along with traditional Thai massage ("something a bit like torture," as Jillian described it), foot massages are offered pretty much everywhere, sort of like slot machines in Nevada. You came to buy snacks? Why not a foot rub, too?

Outside Wat Chedi Luang in Chiang Mai

We wrapped up our stay in the city with something recommended by seemingly everyone who's ever even heard of Chiang Mai: a cooking class. At the Siam Rice Thai Cookery we joined six other young travelers for a day of learn, cook, eat, repeat. The staff was really friendly and fun and as group we prepared around 18 different dishes. Stir fries, curries, spring rolls. Things got off to an inauspicious start when, standing over an incredibly hot wok, I tried to quickly add an egg to my Spicy Big Noodle before the whole dish burned through. Instead, the yoke exploded backwards in my hands like some civil war musket and landed on me.

Best dish of the day: Jillian's warm mix of bananas and coconut cream in a sort of delectable dessert soup. You know it's good when after a full day of cooking and eating, we still found room to finish the whole bowl.

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Cooking, Thai-style